bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo
  • svveden:

    svveden:

    what do you call a sphere full of idiots

    earth

    spenceromg:

    do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while